we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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