Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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