i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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