I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
P.S. I can't hear my feet
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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