Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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