Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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