i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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