Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i drank out of a bidet.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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