the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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