HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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