I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
