ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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