We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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