I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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