He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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