I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Every concussion has its silver lining
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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