I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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