If i come over, it means nothing
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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