and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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