My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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