They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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