As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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