i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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