You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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