the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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