you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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