wanna go halves on a baby?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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