I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My life is pants optional.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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