that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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