Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
