i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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