Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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