Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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