have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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