Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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