Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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