Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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