question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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