some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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