I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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