You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Two words: nipple clamps
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