More tranny stories later!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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