I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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