Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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two words...techno handjob
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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