I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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