i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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