Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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