I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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