You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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