Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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