no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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