I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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