You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
