Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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